Attack of the Assholes!

Well, I'm done with my crappy dotcom "permatemp" job and have flailed thru the first two of six "tests" I have to pass to get to lock drunks up at the King county jail.

And, I talked to Washington state U.I. today. Oh, fuck them! That agency is tighter than my brother (who used to use fastfood coupons at lunch when he was making $200,000 a year). I don't know if it was an admin policy change a couple years ago in lue of the 20,000+ people who were laid off by Boeing, er what, but unemployment insurance is almost impossible to get in Washington.

But all of this seemed small and unimportant when I read the latest on Cindy Sheehan:


Image swiped courtesy of the Randi Rhodes Show.

If you just climbed outta that locked basement, Sheehan is the mother of a California soldier who was killed in Iraq. She's camped out in Texas across from Casa De Dubya because she wants to talk to Presidente Pubicbush and ask him personally "why" her kid had to die and "was it worth it?" Bush held an extra-short press conference from his faux farm in Crawford and said he doesn't have time to meet with her.

Dubya has a personal fitness schedule to keep. I can relate. Recently, I started one and my ass is tired. Being unemployed (or on vacation) is work! Last night when I crawled outta my 105-degree Bikram yoga class, I got home and found operating the TV remote was just too much so I went to bed. Just prior to crashing for the night, I was munching on some almonds and one went down the wrong way, I started coughing, making that Bill-the-Cat ACK noise -- I nearly died.

Fortunately, Dubyah has neighbors who care about his fitness schedule and understand how tiring vacationing can be. They showed their true colors just the other night ...

Faux News ...

... and Salon story

God Bless, America, errr ... I mean, Zig Heil !!!

-- Mz M.

P.S. Don't ya love how the Fox News story describes her as a "divorce"? What could be more Un-Christian than a divorce?! I know the Mormons in my home town would agree because my own Mother was a divorce and she read the horoscopes in the paper, surely a two-fold sign of Satan.